A man wearing a brown suit coat and top hat walks onto a ship without a ticket.  The captain of the ship, dressed in his freshly pressed uniform ask to see the mans ticket.  he says he has none and tries to push by.  The captain asks what he is doing.  The man tells him that he will  make the captain a rich man if he lets him on board.  The captain asks to see money first.  The man asks how much and agrees to the cost.  He will return that night to give the captain his money.  He will bring a friend, an anchor and some rope.  The captain will not live to use the money he has just made.
